After talking to some of my girls we have compiled a Top ten turn off's to better warn our fellow man. Be warned male readers your about to learn exactly where your all going wrong!
1. Uncommunicative: Whether it's never texting back or barely speaking on a first date it's very irritating. We women love talking, in fact we speak nearly 20'000 words a day. So when your not saying any we can't help but feel cut off and just a little bit peeved
2. Douche facial hair: Just because you can grown a beard does not mean you should. Bum fluff is never an option!
3. Wandering eye: hello my face is this way. As much as it's nice to know you appreciate our assets, if by the end of the date you haven't realised were wearing glasses you know your about to get the boot.
4: Gross misconduct: aka farting and the like. Two words for you. Just no!
5: Conversation killers: If all you ever talk about is football or the genius that created the bikini we think you need to broaden your horizons and get a new hobby.
6: Excessive body hair: Molt in my drink or in my bed and you die!
7. Bad breath: if you can knock your date out from 500 yards, you seriously need to go brush your teeth.
Ok the last 3 are personal peeves of mine, call me strange but it's all true
8. Pink shirts: So yes before the 1950's pink was a male colour. But in my book it will always look wrong.
9. Guys who drink girly drinks: Call me sexist all you want, but I can't take a guy seriously if he's sat there with a 'long' drink and a straw. Pints are the way forward guys
10. Guys who in texts can't spell and or refer to themselves in the third person: If a guy can't be bothered to spell properly, exactly how lazy is he? and the only person who can get away with referring to themselves in the third person is they queen. Are you the queen? No Didn't think so.
Well there you have it guys from the lovely ladies straight to you. You have been warned!
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